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The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer




The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

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This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”


It’s so freaking cute.



In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…

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I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.

Why Roald is Going to be a Better King Than Jonathan


1. Roald is way more politically savvy than Jonathan.  Granted, he has the benefit of Jonathan and Thayet passing along their wisdom, and the lessons they learned while they were growing up and learning how to rule a country.  But comparing Roald’s behavior as a page and squire to Jonathan’s behavior during the same period in his life, Roald demonstrates a profound understanding of his position as crown prince and that his actions will be attributed to the position rather than him as a person.  This is why he never joined in Kel’s patrols to stop the practice of bullying and hazing under Wyldon’s tenure as training master.  It’s why he took care to divide his time among all of the pages, not spending all of his time with just one group of people.  

Compare that with Jonathan, who very much used his position as crown prince to direct his fellow pages’ behavior.  He and his close friends administered a beating to Ralon after he had broken “Alan’s” arm.  Roald never would have done such a thing.  Neither would Roald have disobeyed the direct orders of his commanding officer to conduct a risky rescue mission behind enemy lines as Jonathan did, banking on his identity as crown prince to keep him and his rescue party from punishment - which would have been death for any other person who had attempted it.  By contrast, Roald did his duty as a healer, far behind the front lines, during the Scanran War.

2. Roald is more progressive than Jonathan.  Is Jonathan a progressive king?  Yes, of course he is.  But he’s not perfect, and in some ways he has some serious blind spots.  Really what brought this entire post on was seeing parts of the Tortall fandom hating a little on Kel for acknowledging that she could never like Jonathan.  She is right not to like him.  He treated her differently for political reasons.  He allowed others to treat her differently for political and bigoted reasons.  Were his hands tied by political considerations?  Yeah, probably.  That doesn’t make Kel’s year as a probationary page right, and we have no reason to believe he would have intervened if Wyldon had been less honorable, and denied Kel her right to stay and train after that first year.  Lucky Jonathan.  He got to placate the conservatives and received one of the realm’s finest knights in return.  That was a win-win situation for him, that trampled all over Kel and made her experience more difficult than it should have been.

Roald was good friends with Kel during their time as pages.  He saw what she went through and how she dealt with it.  He saw what she went through specifically because she was training openly as a girl.  Jonathan heard second-hand what Alanna’s experience was like, but during his time as a page he never saw “Alan” as anything but a smaller-than-average boy.  And even Alanna’s experience was different than Kel’s, training as a boy and only revealing her true self after winning her shield.  Jonathan also hurt Alanna by not allowing her any contact with Kel during her page and squire years.  Pissing off the Lioness to the extent that she avoids Corus for years shows the depth of her anger there - but again, placating conservatives was more important than a lifetime of faithful service and friendship.

Jonathan also talked Roald’s sister Kalasin out of being the first openly-female page, which so enraged Thayet that there was significant tension between them for an entire year.  Now, there would have been political issues with Kalasin training for knighthood, but Jonathan’s particular grievance was that it would ruin her marriageability and she needed to marry in order to strengthen Tortall’s alliances.  This is a different kind of duty than knighthood, and one that Kalasin took on - but again, it was due to Jonathan placating conservatives for political reasons.

3. Roald is in a better position to be both a good person and a good ruler.  When Kel was trying to process her feelings about Jonathan, she recalled something her father said during their time in the Yamani Isles.  The Yamani Emperor ordered a mass execution of not only a group of criminals, but their families as well.  ”Rulers are seldom nice people, Kel.  Even good ones make choices that will hurt somebody.”  Jonathan, Thayet and all of the others of their generation (Alanna, Raoul, Buri, Gary, etc.) have done difficult, slow work getting Tortall into a position to make great progress.  This is why Jonathan has done some of the things he has, although arguments can still be made as to whether those decisions were the best ones he could have made.  Roald and Shinko are now able to take that work and build on it, when Roald eventually takes the throne.  He has done his own work, demonstrating his political awareness and public temperament that will enable him to work with nobles and commoners alike.  


Kel is not wrong to feel the way she does about Jonathan.  She doesn’t have the benefit of having read Alanna and Daine’s stories, like we have.  But Jonathan has wronged her - that’s beyond dispute.  And he is lucky to have her, because she’ll do her duty by him in spite of it all.


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Gushing About Keladry of Mindelan


Someone on the goodreads FYTortall Book Club asked for people who love PotS to share their thoughts, and this is what came out when I started writing. I’m crossposting it here because why not.

OK, so first of all, Kel is hands down my favourite character Tammy ever wrote (which is saying a lot, because she writes so many excellent characters). I love her so much because she’s such a badass in such a human way. Not chosen, not Gifted, not the champion or begotten child of a god … just a girl, plain and tall and quiet and reserved and stubborn and sometimes scared, who kicked ass and proved that girls can be knights and eliminated hazing and turned a refugee camp into a fortress, all by sheer willpower and commitment to doing the right thing. Kel wasn’t destined to be a hero, she made herself one. No-one worked harder than she did. She got up before dawn every day to do extra training, despite the huge amount of training she did anyway; she trained with weighted weapons to make her stronger and turned that attempt at bullying into a gift; she ran up the hill in a weighted harness after every training session; she forced herself to climb trees and battlements every day even though she was so afraid of heights that those sessions regularly made her throw up; she deliberately called down extra bullying onto herself when she was already a target in her own right just to protect others; she took Peachblossom, the evil horse no-one dared to ride and made him her bosom companion; she took in an infant griffin and hand raised it, despite the incredible risk and inconvenience and having no wild magic whatsoever; she learned to joust against Lord freaking Raoul; she confronted the Chamber of the Ordeal and faced her worst fears over and over again simply to prove to herself that she could. And she did all this without letting slip her mask of Yamani calm. Nothing ever came easily to her, she fought for it every step of the way, but she always did it with grace and without complaint because she’s Kel and it would never occur to her to do anything else.

Now I’ve gushed about Kel herself, time to discuss the relationships she has with other characters. As the first openly female knight, she has a lot of enemies: people who hate her just for doing what she does, and subject her to a lot of misogynistic harassment over it. Some of them learn and grow and become better people, and it’s beautiful; some of them never learn, and stay awful and eventually get what’s coming to them. But because Kel knows so well what it’s like to be harassed and beaten down, she protects and cares for those whom most other nobles don’t even see. Like Peachblossom, Jump, Lalasa, Tobe and all the refugees: Kel sees what’s happening to them and commits to making it better. She might not even like them at first, but she does everything in her power to help them anyway, because it’s the right thing to do. And then she really does end up loving them, and they love her just as much, and everyone helps each other and it’s so good. And then there are those characters who are the opposite of her enemies, people like Neal and Salma and Raoul, who are kind and welcoming and wonderful to Kel because they like her and they don’t like bullies. Kel has crushes, and her feelings for them are real and important but never dominate the narrative, because this is in no way a love story. This is her story, full stop, and I love that.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

I’ve never even seen Star Trek and this is adorable as sin (via natural—blues)




next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying






In my eleven years as a professional stagehand and twenty years as a participant in fandom, I have never been treated with this much respect and dignity by a performing member of the entertainment industry. Kim Rhodes (Jody Mills on Supernatural) made me cry today, in the best of ways.

This is how you ally. Thank you, Kim, you made me feel like a human being. I can’t imagine a better mother for your daughter; she’s in great hands.


I’m crying.